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An open letter to Bruno Mars

Posted on: November 2, 2010

Dear Bruno Mars,

This is not fan letter neither is it a hate mail. This is just a letter to tell you..seriously..enough is enough.

We loved you when you sang ‘Just the Way you are’. I was in heaven when I heard you say..”her eyes her eyes make the stars look like they’re not shining”. I imagined that song to be played at my wedding while everyone admired my ravishing beauty as I walked down the aisle.

But the hundredth time I listened to your song, I realised it’s a little unrealistic. “Her laugh her laugh, she hates but I think it’s so sexy”. ?? Seriously?

Okay, so maybe we’ll forgive you for “just the way you are” because it is a really nice song. But yesterday, when I heard your new song..I was shocked. Give us a break Bruno Mars!!

I’d catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
I’d jump in front of a train for ya
You know I’d do anything for ya
I would go through all this pain,Take a bullet straight through my brain

Don’t you think you’re taking this whole i’m-the-most-perfect-guy-in-the-world a notch too high? I mean, come on! Jump in front of a train? You’re about as unrealistic as Plain White Tees when they said..”a thousand miles seemed pretty far, but they’ve got trains, and planes and cars..I’ll walk to you if I have no other way”.

At least, walking is practical..but jumping in front of a train? Who are you kidding Bruno Mars?

So, in conclusion..we love you, we think you’re the man..but can you please keep your songs a little more real?

Thank you



13 Responses to "An open letter to Bruno Mars"

Hahahahah I thought the EXACT same thing when I heard Just The Way You Are. I didn’t even like it the first time I heard it.

For some reason tho I loved Grenade! Came back and YouTubed it and everything. Maybe he’s more of a hit and miss kind of guy.

There’s a song ( I can’t remember which) where the dude warbles, “you’re a dime plus 99”. Dumbass just said his chick is one measly dollar. Needless to say, the song was at number one for weeks. Songs, like movies, should not stick to too much sense..otherwise we’d just be listening and watching the news. 😛
On a brighter note, at least Bruno Mars has a great voice and a really sweet smile!

hahahhahahhhhahah… funny!! ..=)

and this his latest too. dance in the mirror. dumb!!

Every morning I watch her from behind
But she don’t know
I pretend that I’m asleep
But I don’t miss a show
My favourite part of the day
Is when she dance in the mirror
Dance in the mirror
There’s nothing more I can say
Just watch her dance in the mirror.. dance
Ooooh she’s so cute.. cute.. cute
Dancing in the nude.. nude.. nude ohhh
My favourite part of the day
Is when she dance in the mirror
Dance in the mirror

WTF!!! you may as well call this hate mail, Its just as bad!! What has the guy done to you? So you don’t like his music but if your this critical, people will have a strong opinion about you also! And his songs are coming from a true place, you may not like it but a lot if girls would die for him! so next time don’t post stuff on the
net without thinking bout it!

whoa..chill chill..i actually like Bruno Mars a lot! he’s got great talent. This was meant to be funny..really 🙂

You right. People keeps talking about his songs because he’s great. Mars is an extremely incredible and talented artist. His songs are filled with so much emotions coming from the heart. I love his music. I LOVE GRENADE. This is such a funny stuff! :p

Dude, its a song, its not written facts about what bruno would do for a girl or thinks about a girl exactly accurately. They are songs written to be liked because they make you feel good or whatever so you’ll buy them? Since when do songs have to be written legislation of facts about that artist’s actions hmmm… never.

I’m guessing this is meant to be funny, it is 🙂 but it also sounds a bit naive.

Okay, okay. Lemme in, please. First of all, I’m not a Bruno Mars fan. But I hate those bad compliments you’ve thrown with Grenade. Its just a metaphor and shouldn’t done literally. Mars is not f*ckin crazy to catch a grenade.Be more comprehensive, please.

And one more thing.. this is funny. 😀

Good article and straight to the point. I don’t know if this is truly the best place to ask but do you folks have any ideea where to employ some professional writers? Thx 🙂

[…] that probably wasn’t Mars’ intent with his Grammy-nominated “trophy song.” (Others apparently have much the same feelings that we do about the song, though “Grenade” […]

Bruno mars is one of the best singers ever I don’t really understand the beef towards his lyrics, they very nice,way better than the h*o lyrics we get from rappers,people express themselves differently so please let bruno be himself…… Not fighting with anyone just expressing my thought

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